Local Smartasses think they're funny, start Paper
In an act of stunning arrogance and generally lunacy, a herd of local idiots have decided to take it upon themselves to spread various, allegedly humorous, observations with their peers.
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"Trump is bad" Says daring Urban student, speaking their truth no matter the consequences.
In a courageous display of speaking truth to power not seen since perhaps the founding of this country, an Urban student came forward today to say what they really thought about the current administration.
Read MorePathway Between Page and Oak feels othered
The Sasquatch has discovered a disturbing truth this Tuesday: the pathway between Page and Oak campuses feels disrespected by both students and staff.
Read MoreSchool announces new thirty million dollar vape station, saying "we'd rather you do it in the house"
A state of the art de-humidification and ventilation and vape dispensing system set to cost around thirty million dollars has been announced today, to be located in the Salkind Center gym.
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