Local News

Local Smartasses think they're funny, start Paper

April 1, 2025

In an act of stunning arrogance and generally lunacy, a herd of local idiots have decided to take it upon themselves to spread various, allegedly humorous, observations with their peers.

School announces new thirty million dollar vape station, saying "we'd rather you do it in the house"

April 1, 2025

A state of the art de-humidification and ventilation and vape dispensing system set to cost around thirty million dollars has been announced today, to be located in the Salkind Center gym.