In an act of stunning arrogance and generally lunacy, a herd of local idiots have decided to take it upon themselves to spread various, allegedly humorous, observations with their peers.

Mixing a uniquely San Francican mixture of politics and mocking the systems that both allowed them to get here and will no doubt propel them into worlds of untold privilege and power, these fools have endeavored to create a countercultural counterpart to the mainstream media (unfortunately they appear to have forgotten what makes any new media company successful these days: gratuitous nudity, dog whistle racism or just dudes beating the shit out of each other).

Lacking these elements as well as any sort of self-awareness, it remains unclear whether this will be a one time joke or the kind of thing that gets dragged out and will somehow sink to deeper depths of depravity, felony, and lowbrow humour.

This scourge on the hearts and minds of all sane Urban students (or anyone else who has the misfortune of happening upon this page–dudes slapping the shit out of each other and gratuitous nudity shall be released next April Fool's) will, Tech Office willing, no doubt fall like grades during senior spring. Until that time, students are advised to be suspicious of anyone with a knowing look in their eye, an air of liberal superiority in their step, or a particularly chucklesome guffaw. In short: it could be anyone.