In a courageous display of speaking truth to power not seen since perhaps the founding of this country, an Urban student came forward today to say what they really thought about the current administration. "I think Trump is bad," said the student, not caring about the scorn they may receive. "I don't agree with his positions. I don't think he's a good president."

The martyr continued their diatribe, really sticking it to the man. "I think climate change is real," The student said, oil men across the country worriedly clutched their hearts. "And racism? Real. And also bad."

As the students' words rippled outward like a nasally tsunami, the chains of bigotry fell from the wrists of Americans countrywide, shards of glass ceiling raining down into the eyes of every man, woman, and child, permanently rendering them unable to see color.

"I think people should treat each other with kindness." The student continued with no regard to the risk their personal safety was put under by their inflammatory statements. "And one more thing. Kayne was rig–" the student's last sentence was cut short by a beam of pure energy emanating from the sky.

Luckily, our reporter, who had doused themselves in locally-sourced lamb's blood prior to the interview, was unharmed.